Chris: So how’d it go last night?
Ray: Home by 10, pants of in front of the computer by 10:01.
Chris: Nice! What about Sheila, ya makin’ any headway?
Ray: Well, we’ll see… I’m taking her to lunch today so…
Chris: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, don’t,don’t do that. Okay?
Don’t do lunch.
Ray: Why?
Chris: That’s like the express lane to the friend zone.
Ray: What the hell’s the friend zone?
Chris: See, when a girl decides that you’re her friend,
you’re no longer a dating option. You become a complete non-sexual entity in
her eyes. Like her brother, or a lamp.
Ray: I don’t wanna be a lamp.
Chris: Yeah, well then don’t be her friend. Okay? Take that
guy for example…
Ray: You mean that couple?
Chris: No no no, I mean that guy that wishes they were a
couple.
Ray: What’s your point?
Chris: My point is, call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now,
move your day date to tonight play the entire thing aloof and no matter what
you do kiss her at the end… 'cause friends don’t kiss..
Ray: Alright… aloof…
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